The Butt... Oh The Butt

Yesterday I went to the army based office and had to do a body fat percentage and I work out a lot so I weigh a lot because of the muscle so that's why I had to take the test. I got in there and all the Army officers were asking me what I was there for and I told them and they were just wondering why because they all said I looked solid and small. So I took it and it turns out that my neck is a great size, my waist is small and then they got down to my butt and being a colored person you can be blessed with a quite bodacious bottom haha well I was one that was blessed with that. Well in the army they say the men might love it but uncle Sam doesn't. When he said that I was like uncle Sam never seen a big ass before. And I run track so its not fat its a firm butt lol so I don't know how this butt will slim down. but they told me I have to stop working out like I do. I cant do sit ups, crunches, or pushups. I can only run... the factor that made this butt big. So now im on a no carb die. and its almost Christmas. so fun fun ... fun my day